okashido:

so-fucking-broke:

admiralobvious:

Possibly the saddest thing I’ve ever seen

this made me cry

Reblog this. We owe this person at least this much

okashido:

so-fucking-broke:

admiralobvious:

Possibly the saddest thing I’ve ever seen

this made me cry

Reblog this. We owe this person at least this much

(via outersuburbiantales)

battlepope:

9989:

wussypillow:

i’m done complaining 



IT’S REAL

battlepope:

9989:

wussypillow:

i’m done complaining 

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IT’S REAL

(via laughingstation)

fuck-benedict:

not wanting to date someone because you aren’t physically attracted to them doesn’t make you an asshole

wanting to sit at home watching TV instead of hanging out with people doesn’t make you an asshole

cutting off a friendship that was not satisfying to you doesn’t make you an asshole

(via howtobebeautiful)

Best of Autocorrect

jennaavh:

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

damonssalvatoree:

lordofthedawn:

rocknrollercoaster:

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I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

"Killing her seems a bit harsh"

"Killing her seems a bit harsh"

I’m crying

(via laughingstation)

cassbones:

Good reminder that every expert started out as an amateur

(via laughingstation)

221b-asgard:

My stepmom saw my new necklace and asked if it was a ring from a boyfriend

uh….yah

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it’s a….from my uh…….friend Frodo   

(via worstthateverlived)

crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

(via worstthateverlived)

monetizeyourcat:

a tough opponent

monetizeyourcat:

a tough opponent

(via worstthateverlived)

thegirldetective:

beyonceforbreakfast:

mallomallo:

gloomyteens:

gloomyteens:

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

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OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

It’s called a washing machine

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

this post is a fucking train wreck

(via worstthateverlived)

itsmemacleod:

theflowerslive:

alonetogetherinthetardis:

I believe it.

Very true


so true

itsmemacleod:

theflowerslive:

alonetogetherinthetardis:

I believe it.

Very true

so true

(via gris-m)

wirsindeininsiderwitz:

"why don’t you have a boyfriend?"

have you looked at me for longer than 5 seconds because that’s why

(via onedirectioncutefacts)